My brother is a genius....!

I was recently feeling a little blue, and my brother, Chris, wrote this to cheer me up......it worked!

Once there was a little boy who was about 12 who lived in a one bedroom apartment with his Mum, Dad, sister, 5 aunts, 5 uncles, 3 nannies, 20 cousins, 2 sets of grand parents, 22 dogs, 15 cats [and 10 on the way], 5 lizards, 12 gerbils, 6 hamsters, 16 snakes, 10 stick insects, 2 tarantulas, 2 iguanas and a pet mouse.
This little boy was very bored so one day he decided to go to the Oxford mind school for people who are bored to the point of madness, but when he got there it was closed because all the teachers had gone completely mad.
So then the little boy went to the job centre to get a job so that his family could all live in their own houses. However on his way to the job centre in Scotland he was stopped by a 50 year old man. The little boy said ‘Why have you stopped me on the hard shoulder of a motorway old man’.
It turned out that the boy had won the noble peace prize for living with the whole of his family and all his pets. The boy wondered how he and all his family [including the pets] were going to get to the award ceremony in a mini.
Eventually all of his family and his pets and 67 taxis arrived in Hong Kong . The award ceremony lasted for 15 hours by which time one of the cats gave birth to 10 kittens and one almighty long bottom burp.